i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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