it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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