Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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