Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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