Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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