when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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