it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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