Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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