Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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