me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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