Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
