Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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