How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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