All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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