Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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