i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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