There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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