The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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