That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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