We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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