so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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