I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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