It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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