why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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