I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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