it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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