Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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