living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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