Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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