Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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