I need to stop coming to work sober
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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