Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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