In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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