Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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