i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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