South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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