Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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