I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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