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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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