It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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