we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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