I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
love makes seman taste better
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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