i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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