It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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