At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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