But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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