i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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