How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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