I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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