Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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