When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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