I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
