I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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