your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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