Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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