At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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