Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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