i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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