i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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