No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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